Apologies for yet another intermission, and I promise we really will get back to introversion tomorrow, but I thought we could all do with a bit of poetry. With thanks to the wonderful Mr Jonathan Buckley for the last line.

NB Warning – this post contains langwidge.

A Socialist Haiku Upon The Occasion Of The Election Of A Majority Conservative Government, 7th May 2015

Oh God. Oh, no. Crap!
Bastards! Bastards! Fuckfuckfuck.
Cherry blossom. Balls!